I actually wasn't sure until I saw the fine print at the bottom. But I do think people would use it if it were real. But what most parents need in that situation is empathy and help.
@mjasay
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Tech Services Excluding Children Raise Ethical Concerns
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I want something similar: I'd pay a lot of money to avoid people who want to pay to avoid children (conveniently forgetting they were once children). https://
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Apple’s Silent AI Strategy Prioritizes Experience Over Hype
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Interesting from @benedictevans
' newsletter: "Apple didn’t mention AI once in the entire two hour WWDC keynote, but there’s AI everywhere." Apple's focus is on customer experience, not marketing hype. The customer doesn't care about how something works:they just want it to work. -
Grafana: From Open Source Project to Industry Standard
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10 years ago @grafana was Torkel Ödegaard's open source passion project; today, it's an industry standard for making observability open and composable, and continues to simplify life for developers https://
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Organizational Transparency in Job Announcements and Service Design
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You expose the org chart (and impose it on customers) with every new service you ship. Why should your job announcement be any different?
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Join Our Great Team and Company
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So please consider making a great team, and a great company, even better by joining us.
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MongoDB Q1 FY24 Revenue Growth and Cloud Market Expansion
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And the company is doing great: – Q1 FY24 revenue of $368.3 million, up 29% YoY (Our cloud service MongoDB Atlas $$ was up 40% YoY and is now 65% of revenue
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MongoDB Hiring: Developer Productivity Roles in AI/ML
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I'm hiring at @MongoDB
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mongodb.com/careers/jobs/5
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– https://
mongodb.com/careers/jobs/4
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MongoDB Expands Global Reach With 111 Atlas Regions
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We're growing: – Millions of builders have been trained through MongoDB University courses
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MongoDB Hiring DevRel Roles Following Strong Earnings
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Turns out developers (and the enterprises they work for) love to work with MongoDB's document model, and it shows in our earnings. I'm hiring for a variety of DevRel roles. Pls come work with us! https://
cnbc.com/amp/2023/06/01
/mongodb-mdb-q1-earnings-report-2024.html
… (Thanks for the coverage, @jordannovet
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